May 2013
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musicbeatstherapy:
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tinyspacebabe:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Stop he’ll get bootybruised
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h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
And the times you do know it’s the last piece, you take 3x as long eating it and savoring it.
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WittingPolyamory: Wants and Needs →
wittingpolyamory:
I was thinking a bit tonight about polyamory and my wants and needs, short term and long term, and how I sort of flail about sometimes not sure what I’m looking for.
Perhaps stereotypically, I tend to immediately focus on the potential sexual freedom I have in my relationship. We aren’t anything…
I don’t really see that as greedy, I mean you seem to know what...
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i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
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APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
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robertoluongo:
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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snckpck:
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
more like GRAB A DORITOS TACO
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blessyoupineapple:
wheezes nerverously
Read More
…m…maybe a hotel room
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chrssy:
riding your man like
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albinwonderland:
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”
“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because...
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fuckyourfreckles:
fuck i have to make a decision now
do i send in cunt destroyer to get fixed
or do i just save up all my money and wait it out for the ps4
xbox one
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iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
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blackmanonthemoon:
STOP trying to relate to someone’s oppression so that you can somehow escape your privilege. (claiming trans ethnicity, 1/256 POC, being raised with POC)
You will never know what is like to be like a oppressed people. Instead of trying to fit in with those that are oppressed simply treat them as humans. Recognize their struggle and listen instead of making it about your own...
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mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
1782 lyrics: Leck mich im Arsch (Lick me in the arse)
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Adventures of the Traveling Lemon: How to make... →
krytes42:
First, dunk lots of cocoons into boiling-hot (but not boiling) water, to soften the gluey sericin which holds all of the silk strands together. Then plunge a dish-scrubbing brush into the cocoons in a vigorous up-and-down motion. The cocoons will hiss and fizz and sink lower down…
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Gnarly: Autonomy or Compersion →
dextravis:
Has anybody felt confused as to whether your truly happy for your partner having other partners or you just don’t want to take away autonomy from your partner?
If so, what helped you figure out your feelings?
I don’t want to do any partner policing or anything like that.
I just want to be able…
I think you have to ask yourself not only that, but how you’d like to...